THE TOP 50 BLACK AMERICANS WHO HAVE EMBARRASSED THE UNITED STATES!
1. Flavor Flav and all the women that have ever appeared on the Flavorof Love (especially New York) - no explanation needed
2. Clarence Thomas - for having the audacity to desecrate the seat thatwas held by the late great Thurgood Marshall
3. Condoleeza Rice - self explanatory (but the fact that she wasshopping for Ferragamo's when people were dying due to HurricaneKatrinawas enough by itself to get her placed on the list.
4. Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown - too many reasons to count
5. Halle Berry in Monster's Ball - Billy Bob Thornton (need I say more)
6. DC snipers - Black people are not serial killers
7. Marion Berry - too embarrassing for words
8. Kobe Bryant - for snitching on Shaq (it's one thing to be a rapist,but to be a snitch on top of that is just taking it too far)
9. Rae Carruth - for having the audacity to hide his black ass in the trunk of a car in Nashville after having his baby mother killed
10. Terrell Owens - speechless
11. Mike Tyson - biting Evander's ear was enough to get him on the list
12. OJ Simpson - the Bronco ride by itself was enough to make the list
13. R. Kelly - pissing on little girls and having the audacity torecordit
14. Puffy - cooning and shining and denying he's gay(DANG!) (and we not even going to mention the fact that he keeps stringing Kim Porter along,but his butt was crying over J.Lo)
15. The sister that cut the baby out of the pregnant woman and killed her other children by placing them in the washing machine and dryer
16. The entire Jackson family - Jermaine please let those fingerwavesgo .Let's just take a moment of silence for Michael.
17. Armstrong Williams - for being on the GOP's payroll to praise No Child Left Behind when all it is doing is leaving children behind
18. Rodney King - "Can't we all just get along? "
19. 50 Cent - thinking he has enough clout to hate on Oprah. And forjust being a punk and crying when someone talks to someone he doesn'tlike.
20. Wendy Williams - for always looking a Hot Ass Mess, and having thenerve to talk about other people
21. Dennis Rodman - too many reasons
22. Ice-T - for marrying a plastic Malibu Barbie named CoCo and swearing his old ass is a pimp
23. Diana Ross - for getting a DUI
24. The entire cast of Soul Plane - self explanatory
25. James Brown - beating his wife and that infamous mug shot
26. Jesse Jackson - for the love child
27. Bishop Don "Magic " Juan - for portraying every stereotype thatwhite people believe to be true about black people
28. Snoop Dog - for having those sisters on leashes at the MTV MusicAwards and introducing the world to Bishop Don "Magic " Juan (and let'snot even mention Girls Gone Wild)
29. Bob Johnson - for selling BET to the Man
30. The entire BET station and staff members - for giving us Un-Cut andfor taking away BET news
31. Cuba Gooding Jr. - cooning and shining at the Oscars
32. Nelly - for the Tip Drill video
33. The Ms. Peachez videos - cooning and shining at its finest (http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=rGrqW3nx5HM or http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=GautSlgAsN0)
34. Terry McMillan - for going on the Oprah Show acting like she didn'tknow her husband was gay before she married him and then being in thehot tub with him after she talked about him so bad
35. Al Sharpton -for rocking a perm in the '06 and having the audacity to run for President while looking like a pimp
36. Black people that say that Biggie and Pac were assassinated. Martinand Malcolm were assassinated those two brothers were shot. (Chris Rock from Bigger and Blacker)
37. Tina Knowles - for giving us House of Dereon
38. Lil Kim - for being the black Pamela Anderson
39. Karrine "Superhead " Steffans - for being the Black Monica Lewinsky
40. Omarosa - she gave intelligent Black sisters a bad name
42. All the Black wannabe models on America 's Next Top Model that comeon the show with a straight up attitude
43. Coral from the Real World/ Road Rules challenge always having tocome on the shows portraying the angry Black woman
44. Vivica A. Fox for dating 50 Cent and then wearing the daisy dukesduring Lil Jon's performance
45. Ron Isley for tax evasion and stealing from his decease brother'sestate
46. Wesley Snipes - for To Wong Fu and then denying that he was the onethat made Halle Berry deaf in her left ear
47. Wayne Brady for acting like a bafoon in front of white folks onWho's line is it.
48. Johnny Gill for perpetrating he's a Mac Daddy when all along he'sflaming.
49. Jermaine Dupree for getting upset and quitting the record companyafter Janet Jackson's sorry album flopped (bigsurprise)
50. Fantasia for telling the WHOLE world she can't read. There's some stuff you need to keep to yourself.
